I received a jokey type email this morning. There are more paragraphs but this particular paragraph tickled me - my usual best laughing at someone else's misfortune!
"Still think you are having a Bad Day???? Betty came home to find Jerry in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman."